so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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