Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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