Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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