So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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