Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I think I have vodka in my lungs
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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