Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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