Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
