i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
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When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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