Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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