btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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