In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
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By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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