So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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