i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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