They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Are my feet made of real feet?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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