Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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