so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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