hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
id be glad to
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
