it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
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We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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