I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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