I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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