He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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I just got carded by a ten year old.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
His nipple licking is glorious
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