her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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