Sponge bath it is.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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