didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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