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DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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