I got chris browned last night
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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