Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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