where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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