when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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