Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
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