Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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