i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Randomize
