If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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