I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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