how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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