I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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