Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.

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(718): View more from New York

i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand

(816): View more from Missouri

team rage. no explanation necessary

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(505): View more from New Mexico

the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears

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(720): View more from Colorado

Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke

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(562): View more from California

Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.

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(256): View more from Alabama

You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices

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