I think I just saw someone hide a body.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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