check it out our google latitudes are spooning
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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