My pussy is not your playground.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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