your thong is hanging out like whoa
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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