Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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