Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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