bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
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