so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
MIDGETS
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
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Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize