Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I woke up under a house in Key West
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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