How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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