I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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