Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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