My friends, they love my intelligence
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
My bed smells like the plague
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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