dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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