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• (305): View more from Florida

  1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge

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• (212): View more from New York

  I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol

  (540): View more from Virginia

  its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now

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• (845): View more from New York

  This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?

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  I'm coming right back.

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• (530): View more from California

  I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.

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