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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  i live my life in a constant state of hangover.

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• (714): View more from California

  dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...

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• (917): View more from New York City

  shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom

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• (707): View more from California

  Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.

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• (315): View more from New York

  While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie

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• (210): View more from Texas

  DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english

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  There was no door guy at the bar

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