Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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