Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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